Monthly Archives: October 2016

Vampires and Zombies are not Wankers!

Yup, many of us have been thinking it, but this page is saying it. At what point did vampires become overly sensitive wankers, that don’t like to kill for their food?   I sat through the whole ‘Twilight’ crap with my missus, on the misconception that the mouth party afterwards would be well worth the suffering. Little did I know that the image of some wet fucker named Edward, sparkling in the sunlight like a limited edition My Little Pony, Continue Reading...

Rick the Dick

The death of Glenn and the predicament that the group now find themselves in, is actually Rick’s fault. As the saying goes, ‘time spent on reconnaissance is seldom wasted’. And Rick, as the group leader, was far too hasty and eager in his decision to attack the detachment/outpost of Saviours on behalf of the Hilltop Colony. They had no information on the enemy strength, locations, dispositions, weaponry, routine, tactics, support, capabilities….and so on. The list is endless and with there Continue Reading...

Good Morning Zompoc

Check out these guys on Facebook, Very amusing and interesting to listen to. Their weekly podcast contains games, scenarios, and general discussions on the zombie apocalypse. Their take on the end of the world, while rotting ghouls are battering at their doors, is something well worth checking out for yourself. Celebrity guest speakers, including Ricky Fleet and David Wellington, also visit and join in with the banter during their interviews. I myself have been asked to come on to the show and Continue Reading...

New Series

Over the coming months, I will be sinking my teeth into a new series of books. There’s a big demand for my writing at the moment and it seems that I have struck a chord many fans of the genre. Is it because no one is safe in my stories? Is it because I go into great detail and leave very little to the imagination? Is it down to the characters and the scenarios? I suppose it could be a mixture Continue Reading...

Writing for kids

Working on a new project at the moment. A kids book titled ‘The Lonely Bean’. It’s a story that follows the adventures of that one remaining baked bean that is always left in the bottom of the tin, and refuses to budge. Normally, this poor little bean is tossed away with the can, as it is always far too much effort to rescue just one baked bean. What happens to him? Where does he go? The story is almost complete Continue Reading...

The Return…

I’ve seriously been negligent towards my site over the past few months, but in my defence, I’ve been rather busy and the laptop that I was working from had caught AIDS. It’s hard to write and post when the ‘N’ and ‘B’ keys on your computer no longer respond. Anyway, just to keep you all informed, I am returning from the wilderness and will soon begin writing again. I had planned to take a step back from the genre, and Continue Reading...