Wherever you may be, or whatever you are doing, I hope the day is a good one and that 2017 is a great year for you all.
Of course, many of you sick fucks will be hoping that this coming year is when the apocalypse finally happens, and if 2016 is anything to go by (at least for celebrities and politicians), then you may well get your wish granted.
From the beginning of January I will be starting a new series of books. So for all you out there wondering if I was going to be coming back to the blood and guts, then yes, I’ll be back with a vengeance to delight you with more twisted humour and stomach churning descriptions of gory deaths.
Happy Christmas and all the best for the New Year.